April 2009 News

The Steelers Add Much-Needed Depth

Published: April 28, 2009

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There is a reason that the same teams remain at the top of the NFL—they draft well.

The Steelers, Patriots, Colts, Eagles, and Giants all had stellar drafts this weekend and showed why they are the class of the NFL.

I was particularly happy with the way the Steelers addressed their need for depth along both lines and in the secondary.

I thought the Evander Hood pick at the end of round one made sense for Pittsburgh.  From all reports, Hood is a great locker room presence.  He is a team player who makes everyone around him play better.

Hood will have an opportunity to contribute right away, most likely being worked into the rotation along the defensive line.  He adds much needed youth to this group and should have a good chance to crack the starting lineup in a few years.

The Steelers did a good job trading down at the end of round two and adding a couple of third round picks.  Their first pick of round three was guard Kraig Urbik who has good size and the ability to play tackle and center as well.  He could push Darnell Stapleton for the starting right guard spot.

Pittsburgh then added speedy Mike Wallace to compete with Limas Sweed for the No.3 receiver spot.  Wallace can really stretch the field and also gives the Steelers a kick returner they have been sorely lacking for years.

With their next two picks, the Steelers added some depth to the secondary by selecting cornerbacks Keenan Lewis and Joe Burnett.  Lewis has good size and does well in press coverage.  The Steelers coaches think he reminds them of Ike Taylor.  Burnett was a playmaker in college who also has good return ability.

With the addition of free agent CB Keiwan Ratliff, I think the Steelers did a fantastic job of adding depth to an important position.

At the end of round five, the Steelers selected big Frank Summers, who could become their new short yardage back.  He can also play some fullback. 

I like this pick.  Short yardage was a major issue last year and Summers will be given an opportunity to help the situation.

I’m not sure about Ra’Shon Harris in round six.  He only started for one year at Oregon and played inconsistently.  Still, with the Steelers lack of depth on the defensive line he will have a chance to catch on.

The Steelers’ first pick of round seven was one of my favorite picks they made in this draft.  Hard working A.Q. Shipley of Penn State gives the Steelers a backup at the center position. 

I am not worried about reports of his arms being too short to be an effective pro center.  He was an extremely efficient player for the Nittany Lions.  Don’t be surprised if Shipley ends up starting for Pittsburgh in a couple of seasons.  This was a good value pick.

With their final pick, the Steelers chose D.J. Johnson, a tight end who can also play fullback.  He could challenge Sean McHugh for a spot on the roster.  Johnson had a good yards per catch average of 16.2 for Arkansas State last year.

All in all, another solid draft by Pittsburgh.  They showed again why they remain one of the top teams in the NFL year in and year out.


Raider Nation: Best Fans in The NFL?

Published: April 28, 2009

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Over the years I have heard the debate on which NFL team has the best fans. However, in terms of style, there are no fans in the NFL that can compete with the Raider nation. For Raiders fans, it goes way beyond just “going to the game.”

What sets the Raiders fans apart from the rest of the NFL is that no team best represents their city/state better then the Raiders do Oakland, California.

Oakland, California is home to drugs, thugs, pimps, players, mac’s, slick talkers, and money walkers. Oakland for the most part is ghetto and only getting worst year by year.

In 2009, two major killings which were covered in the national media occurred in Oakland, California. 

The first was the Oscar Grant shooting on New Year’s Day, in which a cop shot Oscar Grant while he was handcuffed and laying face down.

Then in March the killings of four on duty Oakland Policemen during a routine traffic stop. In Oakland you always have to be on your toes, or you might get caught slipping.

This is the city the Raiders call home. While some teams represent their individual states (Tennessee, New York, Arizona), the Raiders rep the city of Oakland, population 398,000.

Compared to other NFL franchises locations, the city of Oakland is much smaller, thus giving it the us vs them attitude which we use at home and on the road.

The cities of Oakland and Long Beach, California, are the most ethnically diverse cities in the United States, with over 150 languages spoken in Oakland.

If you aren’t from Oakland, you have no business riding around the city at night just for fun. You will most likely get robbed, shot, stabbed, or get your car kicked in. Oakland is cut-throat—always has been, always will be. The Raiders are cut-throat, always have been, always will be

Located in East Oakland, some of the best known streets around the Oakland Coliseum are 98th AVE, Hegenberger, International, and 66th AVE.

It is without question the grimiest, dirtiest, nastiest stadium in the NFL. Walking through the Oakland Raiders parking lot during pre-game tailgate parties is an experience that true Raiders fans love.

Thousands and thousands of Oakland Raiders fans walking around wearing nothing but black. Any other team colors stand out like Wesley Snipes in a room full of white people.

There is only one true nation in sports (NFL, NBA, MLB) and it is located in Oakland, California. Over the last 10 years, you might have heard of Red Sox nation, Celtics nation, or Tar Heels nation. No disrespect to those teams, but the only nation is Raiders nation.

Only in Oakland will you see fans dress up so crazily and to such an extreme, in costumes, face paint, and with swords. Anything that is black, and anything that goes along with the pirate theme of the Oakland Raiders logo.

It’s not a few crazy fans, we’re talking about thousands and thousands of grown men, women, and little kids dressed in war gear ready to watch their beloved Raiders go to battle on the field.

Inside the stadium, walking around looking for your seats you will hear chants of “Raaaaaaaaaaaai-Deeeeeeeeeerrrrsss” over and over. Without question, you will also see tons of drunken fights break out. Raiders fans are so thugged out that they will fight right in front of little kids without a second thought.

Everything is out-dated at the Oakland Coliseum. The bathrooms are dirty and you might see a few Raiders fans smoking a blunt or taking shots of Hennessy in them.

Wearing the visting team’s jersey in NFL stadiums is for the most part OK, but not in Oakland, California. If you choose to show up at the Raiders game with a Broncos, Chiefs, or Chargers jersey, you are asking to be messed with. You will get food thrown on your jersey and people will get in your face and say cuss words to you, to the point that it becomes a fight.

However, last but not least is the actual game played on the field. After waking up, drinking all day, and making your way to your seats, when you see the Raiders take to the field wearing their black home jerseys and you hear those bells the Raiders play—nothing in the NFL beats that. No fan base, no team, nothing beats seeing the Oakland Raiders play live in Oakland.

Which brings me to my final point. As great as the fans of Raider nation are, they deserve better than the product which we pay to see every Sunday.

If you go to an Oakland Raiders game, you would think this is the home stadium for the defending Super Bowl Champions and not for a team who is 24-72 over the last seven years (or whatever it is).

Raiders games are so much fun—they’re loud and exciting. The city of Oakland is overdue for the Raiders to start winning again.

Regardless of the outcome, Raider nation fans will still be there, repping for the city of Oakland. There is too much pride in our franchise to think any other way. Real fans go to the games.

So, to answer which NFL team has the best fans? Come walk through the Oakland Raiders stadium or parking lot wearing a non-Raiders jersey and you be the judge…


Chad Ocho Cinco: Is He Only As Good As His Quarterback?

Published: April 28, 2009

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There was once a popular phrase around the NFL that asked how do you stop 85? This phrase was about Bengals wide receiver Chad Johnson, who now goes by the name Chad Ocho Cinco.

Throughout his career, Ocho Cinco has been nothing but a headache to opposing defenses. Other than his rookie season, he had never recorded less than 1,100 yards receiving. That was until last season.

2008 was a season to forget, not only for the 4-11-1 Cincinnati Bengals, but for Ocho Cinco himself. For the first time since his rookie campaign in 2001, he failed to reach the 1,000 yard mark for receiving. In fact, he didn’t even reach the 600 yard mark.

Last season, Ocho Cinco had 53 receptions for 540 yards and four touchdowns. Johnson played in 13 games but started just 10 of them. How does a player with the talent level of Ocho Cinco have such a disappointing season?

Many blame Carson Palmer’s absense for Ocho Cinco’s horrendous 2008 season. Palmer only played in four of the first five regular season games last season due to an elbow injury. While he sat on the bench, quarterback Ryan Fitzpatrick ran the offense.

It’s easy to assume that Ocho Cinco’s decline in statistics during 2008 was because of the quarterback situation.

Palmer is a former Heisman Trophy winner out of Southern California, which is well known as one of the best programs in all of college football. Fitzpatrick comes from Harvard University, which is well known for having one of the best academic programs in the country, but is not exactly a football production line.

Long story short—the two levels of competition each school faces on the football field is nowhere even close to each other. Southern California plays schools such as UCLA and Oregon, while Harvard plays schools such as Princeton and Yale.

Basically, Carson Palmer’s experience is at a completely different level to Fitzpatrick’s. If Fitzpatrick is the reason for Ocho Cinco’s 2008 season, does this mean he is only as good as the quarterback running the offense?

It’s obvious Ryan Fitzpatrick is no Carson Palmer. In 13 games last season, he threw for just 1,905 yards, eight touchdowns, and nine interceptions. During the 16 games he played in the 2007 regular season, Palmer threw for 4,131 yards, 26 touchdowns, and 20 interceptions.

In other words, Palmer’s average passing yards each game surpassed Fitzpatrick’s by more than 100. Not to mention he averaged a whole touchdown more per game.

Prior to last season, Ocho Cinco has been Palmer’s main target at the wide receiver position for the previous four seasons. In those four seasons, they had hooked up for over 5,000 yards and 31 touchdowns.

Unfortunately, Ocho Cinco failed to find that special connection when Fitzpatrick took over at quarterback. In the nine games the two played together in, they hooked up for just 470 yards and four touchdowns.

Besides Palmer, Ocho Cinco has had just three other quarterbacks throw to him during his eight year career; Jon Kitna (46 games), Gus Frerotte (three games), and Akili Smith (two games).

It’s hard to make comparisons between Ocho Cinco during his time with Frerotte and Smith as his quarterback considering they played a combined five games together. However, Kitna is a quarterback that makes a strong case for Ocho Cinco only being good as his quarterback.

In his first three seasons with the Bengals, Kitna threw for 9,985 yards, 54 touchdowns, and 53 interceptions. These may not be Peyton Manning-esque numbers, but they were still decent for an average quarterback.

It wasn’t until his second season with the Bengals that Ocho Cinco became a full-time starter at wide receiver. In his first two seasons as a starter with Kitna as his quarterback, he had 159 receptions for 2,521 yards and 15 touchdowns.

There have been numerous wide receivers throughout history who have improved their game because of the quarterback they played with. Some argue that Tom Brady has made Wes Welker a better wide receiver in New England. Others say Marvin Harrison’s career would not have been the same if he had never played with Peyton Manning.

Kitna and Palmer did an excellent job at getting Ocho Cinco the ball from 2002-2007. The fact that he was not able to put up the same type of numbers with Fitzpatrick at quarterback can’t help but make one wonder whether or not he is as only as good as his play caller.

There are other receivers whose numbers have decreased when the team’s starting quarterback has gone down. However, there are a number of wide receivers whose numbers are still impressive, no matter which quarterback is leading the way. Look at what Calvin Johnson did in Detroit last season.

Last season was a season to forget for the Detroit Lions, as they became the first season in NFL history to go winless and finish with a 0-16 record. The Lions found themselves with three different quarterbacks playing throughout the season with Daunte Culpepper, Dan Orlovsky, and Drew Stanton.

Despite the variety of quarterbacks, Lions wide receiver Calvin Johnson still managed to put up superb numbers as he finished with 1,331 yards received and 12 touchdowns. He proved that no matter who was playing quarterback for Detroit, he was still capable of putting up solid numbers.

For the last couple of seasons, Chad Ocho Cinco has complained about how the Bengals will not grant his wish of a trade to a different team. Unfortunately for him, his disappointing 2008 season, in which he recorded just 540 yards receiving and four touchdowns, did not help his trade value.

It’s easy to sit here and blame Ocho Cinco’s statistics last season on the fact that the Bengals played the majority of the season without their star quarterback. However, if a wide receiver in the NFL is as good as he seems to be, he should have no problem putting up the numbers he is used to, no matter who is quarterback is.

With a healthy Carson Palmer and a fresh start to the 2009 season, Ocho Cinco will have a chance to recover from his horrendous campaign last year.

If the statement that he is only as good as his quarterback is true, Ocho Cinco should have no problem returning to his usual form, putting up big numbers, as long as Palmer is calling the shots at quarterback.


2009 Green Bay Packers Draft: What I Like and Don’t Like

Published: April 28, 2009

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As the 2009 Green Bay Packers draft came to a close, I had to say I was more excited about this team than I had been since the 2008 NFC Championship Game. 

Some needs were addressed while others were looked over as being not as pressing, but in the end, the Packers came out with one of the better drafts of any team we saw over the weekend. 

However, it has always been my theory that there is no such thing as a good or a bad draft pick on the exact day of the draft. 

In 2002, the Lions were applauded for their selections of Joey Harrington, running back Luke Staley, and offensive lineman Victor Rogers. 

Who? 

The point is that no one knows who is going to be good for which team, so there is no point in grading a team’s draft or saying what was a good pick.  Rather, I am going to break down the Packers draft in terms of what I liked, and what I didn’t like about each one of their picks. 

This is helpful because if someone liked the pick, they can relate to it, but also see why some would not like the selection, and vice versa. 

No grades. 

No thumbs up or down.

Just the good and the bad of the 2009 Packers draft

 

No. 9.  B.J. Raji, DT, Boston College

What I Liked: Raji was the obvious pick in this situation as the Packers move to a 3-4 scheme next year. 

We have seen all throughout the NFL what a good nose tackle can do for a defense that plays the 3-4 scheme, and Raji will not be an exception to this rule.  He will be able to come in right away and start at the nose tackle position and will succeed. 

He eats up blockers and is a better pass rusher than most give him credit for.  He has a high motor and, as was mentioned before, was clearly the right pick in this situation.

What I Didn’t Like: Where is Ryan Pickett going to play? 

Head Coach Mike McCarthy says that Pickett will move to the defensive end position, but I am not sure if I like how that is going to work out. 

Pickett is your prototypical nose tackle, and he is just a tad bit smaller than Raji is (by seven pounds).  That seven pounds is not enough to turn him into a 3-4 defensive end, and I do not think he can succeed there. 

If he is not a threat on the outside, it will not open up things for our rushing linebackers on the end.

 

No. 26. Clay Matthews, OLB, USC

What I Liked: Other than picking up another first round talent in Matthews, I loved that we addressed the need opposite of Aaron Kampman at the outside linebacker position. 

Brady Poppinga was penciled in as the starter before the draft, and after the Packers passed on Brian Orakpo and Aaron Maybin, the position was still very much an issue. 

In Matthews, they get a hard nosed athlete that comes from a long line of successful football family members.  He will start right away and has to be considered an early candidate for Defensive Rookie of the Year.

What I Didn’t Like: How much did we give up for this guy again? 

Picks No.s 41, 73, and 83 for this slot and pick No. 162. 

According to the NFL Draft Pick Value Chart, the picks that we received totaled 727.6 and we gave up 890.  Those stats do not lie, and this really shows how much Thompson wanted Matthews. 

Also, Matthews started just one season at Southern Cal, so he is a little bit of a one hit wonder.  While we did not need as much depth in this year’s draft, we still could have received more in this trade.

 

No. 109. T.J. Lang, OL, Eastern Michigan

Why I Liked It: True to Ted Thompson, he goes with another versatile, small school offensive lineman in the middle of the draft. 

I had Lang as a third round pick, and the value to get him here was very good.  He will probably play right tackle in the NFL as I do not think he is fast enough to play on the left side of the line.  

With Mark Tauscher looking more and more like he will not come back, Lang should have a shot at obtaining the starting spot.

Why I Didn’t Like It: One of the stories of this year’s draft was offensive lineman falling, and this was the case even in the fourth round. 

I thought an even bigger steal was out there on the draft board in Notre Dame’s safety David Bruton, but Ted Thompson seemed content with the safety situation throughout the whole draft, so Lang was the pick. 

Not too much to complain about on picking him.

 

No. 145. Quinn Johnson, FB, LSU

Why I Liked It: I didn’t know much about Johnson coming into the draft other than he was one of the top fullbacks in the class. 

After the Packers selected him, I can see why the Packers drafted him to come in and compete for a starting gig.  Johnson absolutely destroys linebackers and, playing in the SEC, that is quite an accomplishment. 

Johnson will not give you much more than a lead blocker, but on the goal line—he will be vital and it was a good pick up.

Why I Didn’t Like It: Any time a team has two solid fullbacks (Korey Hall, John Kuhn), you don’t expect them to go back to that position, but the Packers did. 

While Johnson was a fine draft pick, he will have to fight to make the team, and his one-dimensional style of play makes him questionable. 

With guys like TE Cornelius Ingram and OT Xavier Fulton on the board, this pick will have to be reevaluated later.

 

No. 162. Jamon Meredith, OT, South Carolina

Why I Liked It: The value of this pick was unbelievable, as Meredith was a second round pick in most mocks, going as early as the first in others. 

With the aging left tackle Chad Clifton looking at his best years in the rear view mirror, a replacement is necessary and Meredith gives a great body to work with, along with quick feet, and a smart mind. 

Competition on the offensive line is never a bad thing, and Meredith brings the potential to start.

Why I Didn’t Liked It: Did Ted Thompson really see something that 31 other teams missed on? 

Meredith has all the physical tools to be great, but a lot of character concerns are raised. 

In particular, some sources were saying that Meredith was uncoachable even though he denies those reports.  While it seems like Meredith will have a chip on his shoulder next year, that chip better stay in line or else he will be gone just as fast as he was snatched up in the fifth round.

 

No. 182. Jarius Wynn, DE, Georgia

Why I Liked It: At first, I was mad at the selection of Wynn because I had never heard of him, and he just seemed like an undersized defensive end. 

Then, I realized that these are the picks that Ted Thompson usually turns into gems, and I eased up a bit. 

Wynn had two sacks in the Capital One Bowl against Michigan State and really came on strong at the end of the year.  He will have to bulk up a little bit in order to play defensive end in the 3-4, but could be a late round steal.

Why I Didn’t Like It: There was SO much value on the board at this point in the draft, and some of the bigger names were still out there that I would have liked to see over Wynn. 

Cedric Peerman, the running back out of Virginia, was a steal at this point and we passed on him for whatever reason. 

Wynn is a wait and see prospect, but the Packers staff must have liked something.

 

No. 187. Brandon Underwood, CB, Cincinnati

Why I Liked It: Any time Mel Kiper likes a pick, I have to like it a little bit. 

Underwood was one of three Bearcat cornerbacks to come out to the draft this year and Kiper claimed that Underwood was the most underrated. 

He has the ability to play both the cornerback and safety position, and is a stud on special teams from everything I hear.

Why I Didn’t Like It: Coye Francies from San Jose State was still available when Underwood was taken, but Thompson must have valued his versatility very highly. 

It’s hard to find problems with a sixth round pick, especially one with a lot of upside, but I probably would have liked to see Francies at this point in the draft.

 

No. 218. Brad Jones, LB, Colorado

Why I Liked It: Jones was the second player that I had no idea on in Thompson’s draft, but he tested out very well at the combine and at his pro day—so he has a lot of upside to him. 

Also, Dom Capers knows what he is doing in putting the 3-4 scheme together, so that gives me hope that he will have a shot to make the team at best.  More than likely, he will be moved to the practice squad or cut by the time the preseason rolls around.

Why I Didn’t Like It: One of my favorite players of the draft was still available at this point, and that was Rashad Jennings from Liberty. 

Thompson signed a running back after the draft in Tyrell Sutton, so he was obviously thinking about the position.  Jennings brings a ton of upside, and I think he will be a starter in the NFL one day. 

Jones led his team in sacks and hurries last year, but I doubt he can make the transition to the NFL.


Bengals Draft Analysis: Part One

Published: April 28, 2009

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Heading into the draft, many critics, and my fellow Bengals fans, were saying this was the most important draft for Marvin Lewis since he became the Bengals coach in 2003. 

A day after the draft has finished, the majority of the draft experts have given Lewis and the Bengals high draft scores, with some declaring their draft a victory. 

While reviewing the draft for the Bengals I’m going to break things down into four parts, giving details on the individuals drafted and how it effects the team’s future at the position.

With the sixth pick in the draft the Bengals selected offensive tackle Andre Smith out of Alabama. 

While it was pretty much a foregone conclusion that the Bengals were going to draft one of the four top rated offensive lineman, the question was which one would drop to them as well as who the team rated most highly. 

A dream solution occurred when both Smith and Eugene Monroe, who was rated higher, dropped down to them at the pick. 

Most people thought the team would go with Monroe, the more polished of the two, ready to jump into action, and someone with no character issues in the past. 

However, the Bengals have shown through their picks over the years that character issues are not going to stop them from picking the highest rated player on their board.  That player was Smith. Marvin Lewis stated that he was their No. 2 guy on the draft board and was just too good to pass up. 

Smith is considered a devastating run blocker who paved the way for the Crimson Tide to run wild on SEC defenses.  The reason he wasn’t rated as highly as Jason Smith and Monroe on some people’s lists is because they don’t see him as a left tackle in the future. At this moment, Smith lacks the agility and pass blocking skills necessary to be a bookend left tackle for the next 10 years.

The problem this creates is finding someone on the Bengals roster who has the skills to become a left tackle for next year. 

With word out of Cincinnati that last year’s starter, Levi Jones, is set to be released or traded, it basically leaves two people fighting for that last sport.  These two people are Andrew Whitworth, who would move over a spot from his current position at LG, and Anthony Collins who started the final six games there last year and held his own, only giving up a sack to Dwight Freeney. 

If ask me, I would chose Collins at that spot because he is basically a tackle only in the NFL and I consider him one of the top five offensive lineman on the team, so it’s tough to have him sitting on the bench.  You have to start Smith from day one on the right side of the line, and keeping Whitworth at LG solidifies the line for next year.

The biggest surprise on day one of the draft for me was that Rey Maualuga was sitting there at pick No. 38. 

Heading into the draft, Maualuga was the consensus No. 1 LB in the draft, but was passed over by teams in favor of two of his teammates and James Laurinaitis. While Maualuga brings questions when it comes to his speed and his maturity, one thing that you can’t question is that he is a tackling machine and a intimidating on the field. 

Maualuga brings the intensity and tenacity that the Bengals haven’t seen since Takeo Spikes left for Buffalo and Odell Thurman was suspended for his off the field problems.

Most of the analysts see Maualuga as only a two down back because of his speed.  While he is not the fastest LB, he has the closing speed you need at the position to get to the QB on passing downs, as well as showing in the past that he is able to stay with tight ends and receivers out of the backfield.

The pick of Maualuga basically guarantees this starting lineup, barring injury, for week one; Keith Rivers, Dhani Jones, and Maualuga.

This pick creates more depth for the line backing crew in general by moving both Brandon Johnson and Rashad Jeanty to the bench.  Both showed promise last year, with Jeantry making countless plays throughout the season, coming up with a career high 96 tackles. 

Johnson, who was overshadowed by fellow newcomers Cedrick Benson and Chris Crocker, had himself a hell of year, taking over from Rivers after his season-ending jaw surgery.  He produced 83 tackles as well as showing play making ability by coming up with two picks and 1.5 sacks. 

This pick also gives the team their heir apparent to Dhani Jones at MLB, where Maualuga is most comfortable and best suited.

The Bengals were clearly happy getting both of these guys in the first two picks. They will hopefully push the Bengals in the right direction, bringing the toughness which is sorely needed to compete year in and year out in the AFC North.


Jerry Angelo Is No Jackass

Published: April 28, 2009

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In the fifth round of the 2009 NFL Draft, the Chicago Bears chose WR Johnny Knox. 

Knox is blazing fast.  While coming from Abilene Christian, a D2 school, Knox put on quite a show at the NFL Combine. 

The question is:

Should Jerry Angelo have chosen Johnny Knoxville instead?

Look at the resume:

Blasted with a fire hose.

Bitten by baby alligators.

Tall.

Shot by four men with paintball guns for the cover of Rolling Stone magazine.

Hit hard in the junk by a sledgehammer.

Won 100 yard dash in the Special Olympics for the movie “The Ringer.”

Has been punched in the face several times for “fun.”

He could go across the middle… and probably be the best option in the slot for the Bears right now.

Finally, let’s look at what the Bears’ current WR depth chart would look like with the gritty Knoxville on the roster.

1. Devin Hester

2. Joaquim Iglesias

3. Johnny Knoxville

4. Weeman

5. Party Boy (w/ boombox)

6. Rashied Davis

While the future for Knoxville in a Bears uniform looks bleak at best, it is possible he will still be invited to rookie mini-camp.


The Philadelphia Eagles Potential Offensive Lineup Looks Familiar

Published: April 28, 2009

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Let it be known, I have no problem with NFL team’s mimicking other team’s style of play as long as it’s productive.

For instance, Bill Walsh founded the West Coast Offense that so many teams continue to use almost thirty years later.  Tony Dungy’s “Cover 2” defense began to spread throughout the league when the Tampa Bay Buccaneers won the Super Bowl (even though Dungy was gone by then).  Rex Ryan has even resurrected his father’s “46” defense with much success.

Such is the case of the NFL because it’s the ultimate family-tree business.  A head coach grooms his assistants into head coach material.  When these coaches depart to run their own teams, they tend to take their mentors philosophy and tweak it into a form of their own, which they then use to groom their own assistant coaches and so on.

However, the key to success for these coaches is to find the right players to execute their plans to perfection. 

While Philadelphia Eagles head coach Andy Reid has implemented the West Coast offense in Philly, they’ve never fully had the pieces in place to execute it the way it’s needed.

They had Brian Westbrook to look like this decade’s Roger Craig, but it’s the other skill positions that were missing the past few years: A fullback who can catch, a balanced tight end, and wide receivers, who weren’t necessary as fast as they were quick.  All of the skill positions ran crisp routes such as slants, outs and flats.  Also, the offensive line wasn’t just productive but also balanced in run and pass blocking.

Although the Eagles signed Leonard Weaver to address their void at the fullback position, I still don’t see this as a West Coast team.  Their draft selections would’ve been different if that was the road they chose.  Their tight end pick would have possibly been Brandon Pettigrew, and their newest wideout would’ve been either one of the Giants’ draft picks (Hakeem Nicks and Ramses Barden) or Anquan Boldin.

The Eagles addressed their lack of weapons and holes on their offensive line.  The way this team is set up, they seem more equipped to run a spread/vertical offense similar to the Indianapolis Colts (particularly the 2006 Super Bowl Champ version).

Quarterback

Donovan McNabb is no Peyton Manning, but who is??  After years of petitioning for weapons, No. five’s 10th anniversary gift is an arsenal to work with.  He has the potential to break records with this group if he stays healthy.

Running Back

The Brian Westbrook and LeSean McCoy combo remind me of Joseph Addai and Dominic Rhodes.  Westbrook is the shorter, older Rhodes, and McCoy is the taller, fresher rookie like Addai.

Wide Receiver

Look at the prospective top three receivers.  With his size (6’1″, 200 lbs), rookie Jeremy Maclin is the exact same size as Reggie Wayne and with similar skills as well. 

While he’s definitely shorter, DeSean Jackson’s body type and style of play remind me of Marvin Harrison.  He just has to improve his route running.  Kevin Curtis could man the slot and be Ricky Proehl (who also did the same thing for the 1999 champion St. Louis Rams).

Tight End

Like I said, Pettigrew would’ve been the West Coast type tight end.  Instead the Eagles waited to select Cornelius Ingram.  Whether he starts or the birds stick with Brent Celek, either one could be a threat in the middle of the field like Dallas Clark.  The Eagles want their tight ends to be able to block, but getting down the field is more important.

Offensive Line

While McNabb is no P. Manning, Jamaal Jackson DEFINITELY won’t be mistaken for Jeff Saturday.  Having said that, he should improve with a healthy Shawn Andrews line up to his right.  Add Andrews’ brother, Stacy, Jason Peters, and a constantly improving Todd Herremans and this line can have the impact similar to Tarik Glenn, Ryan Lilja, Saturday, Jake Scott and Ryan Diem of the Colts.

After comparing the possible 2009 Eagles with the 2006 Colts, one can only hope they finish the season in similar fashion.


NFL Draft Analysis

Published: April 28, 2009

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Did Keith mention that he, Mex and I recently performed Def Leppard’s “Photograph” while naked chicks danced onstage? Yeah, we did. And did he also mention that he and I won our fantasy basketball league? Yesiree. It’s like a 14-year-old boy’s Bucket List fulfilled!

If I could just get that little slut Colleen to let me feel her tits during Seven Minutes In Heaven I could die a happy man.

Huh? Never mind.

As you can tell, it has been a good month for us and for sports. Unfortunately we’ve spit the bit a little recently by not posting about some of the big time going ons. In between rehearsals for said stripper gig, busy work schedules, and fighting off swine flu, we’ve been a little lax on the posts. I did write one classic live blog entry last week that was deleted by a WordPress glitch (it was the “Smile” of lost posts, only if “Smile” didn’t suck).

And despite my ill health, I tried to take a stab at a NFL mock draft post that I aborted quicker than a white girl’s fetus after her visit to the basketball team’s party.

But we’ll make it up to you, dear readers. We should have something up soon about my inaugural foray into fagtasy sports, as well as something on Keith’s Cardinals smacking down my horrific Mets, the Premiership/Champions League, and the NHL and NBA playoffs. Plus whatever new IKH teammate Mex wants to write about.

Or maybe we won’t post anything about any of those topics. Either way I’ve probably piqued your interest. You’re too easy.

Today we’re going to go over all 32 first round picks in this weekend’s NFL draft, as written by someone who knows absolutely nothing about college football. Still, that makes me just as credible as Mel Kiper.

 

1. Detroit Lions – Matthew Stafford, QB, Georgia: Horrible pick. When was the last time Georgia produced a good pro QB? If you said Fran Tarkenton, you’re right, but you also fucking cheated. Stafford will be a bust in Detroit because the Lions are poorly run, and they gave him an insane contract the day before the draft just to prove that they were decisive. Hitler was pretty decisive too, but that didn’t work out for anyone either.

2. St. Louis Rams – Jason Smith, OT, Baylor: Tell the truth; do you think this guy is white or black? I had to look it up myself, only to find out he’s black. Which makes it a bad pick for St. Louis, not because black guys can’t play on the offensive line, but because the ones that do usually have cool names like Orlando Pace, Andre Geroude and Kareem McKenzie. If you’d asked me at gunpoint, I would’ve told you Jason Smith was a pasty, corn-fed behemoth from Iowa or Kansas, not a brother from a shitty school in Texas. I’m bothered by this.

3. Kansas City Chiefs – Tyson Jackson, DE, LSU: Alright, NOW we’re talking! That’s got the ring of a first round stud. I’ve never seen him play, but Tyson Jackson is going to make huge plays on the line for K.C. Bank on it.

4. Seattle Seahawks – Aaron Curry, OLB, Wake Forest: Not buying it. Wake Forest is a basketball school, and Aaron Curry sounds like a pussy. And besides, doesn’t Seattle need a quarterback to replace Old Man Hasselbeck? Damn skippy they do.

5. New York Jets – Mark Sanchez, QB, USC:  The Jets are so cute, aren’t they? Trading half their team for yet another pipe dream QB to build around is so them. Forgive me for not being impressed, but I see him as a Mexican Matt Leinart. And if that isn’t an Urban Dictionary term for something sexually depraved, then the internet is worthless to us all.

6. Cincinnati Bengals – Andre Smith, OT, Alabama: I didn’t do the actual research, but I believe this is the 139th Andre Smith drafted in the last decade. I can’t remember any of them being any good, so I’m going to say this is another botched pick.

7. Oakland Raiders – Darrius Heyward-Bey, WR, Maryland: You’ve gotta love crazy Uncle Al. By all accounts this was the most ridiculous pick in the entire draft. I don’t know enough to argue that point, but I do know the world is going to miss Al Davis when he finally leaves this mortal coil and shuffles off to hell where he belongs.

8. Jacksonville Jaguars – Eugene Monroe, OT, Virginia: Uhhhh, white people…have you noticed the first three offensive linemen picked in this draft are black? I’m a little worried.

9. Green Bay Packers – BJ Raji, DT, Boston College: Reports are this guy was falsely accused of failing a test for marijuana at the scouting combine. Let’s just say he passed the test. I’m sure the accusations weren’t false at all. No surprises here—I love this pick.

10. San Francisco 49ers – Michael Crabtree, WR, Texas Tech: If you had No. 10 in the, “When Will Hernandez Get To A Pick That He’s Actually Seen Play?” pool, you’re a winner. I DID see this guy play once! It was fucking amazing. He, like, caught the winning touchdown against another team in some game that I think was supposed to be really important. You should’ve seen it! I like this pick very, very much.

11. Buffalo Bills – Aaron Maybin, DE, Penn State: He’s from Penn State, so he will most definitely be a bust.

12. Denver Broncos – Knowshon Moreno, RB, Georgia: Proof that the Denver braintrust gets high, and I don’t mean on mountain air. They obviously drafted this guy because his name is funny, as it certainly wasn’t because they needed another running back.

13. Washington Redskins – Brian Orakpo, DE, Texas: Another guy who sounds white but is really black. I know I’m coming off as borderline obsessed with this stuff, but what has this country come to when I can’t tell what race people are by their name? That ain’t progress. Still, I say it’s a good pick.  Why? Shits and giggles, I guess.

14. New Orleans Saints – Malcolm Jenkins, CB, Ohio State: It took 14 picks before a defensive back was drafted? I was under the impression they were one of the most sought after commodities in football. But I guess this is a weak CB draft, as evidenced by the fact that the first one taken is from Ohio State—home to as many NFL busts as Penn State. Bad pick.

15. Houston Texans – Brian Cushing, OLB, USC: I don’t like this pick simply because he has long, flowing locks like a Harlequin romance novel coverboy. If I’m wrong I don’t want to be right.

16. San Diego Chargers – Larry English, DE, Northern Illinois: No opinion.

17. Tampa Bay Buccaneers – Josh Freeman, QB, Kansas State: Freeman is most often referred to as the biggest “boom or bust” guy in this draft. Translation: He’s a black quarterback. Scouts are wicked racist.

18. Denver Broncos – Robert Ayers, LB, Tennessee: I don’t know if this guy is any good, but I’m giving this pick a thumbs up because he plays defense, which is what Denver needs.

19. Philadelphia Eagles – Jeremy Maclin, WR, Missouri: Bad pick. All Eagles wide receiver draft picks suck; Todd Pinkston, Freddie Mitchell, Reggie Brown, Jason Avant, even DeSean Jackson, who most surely will punk his way out of the league like Plaxico Burress.

The fact that Philly traded draft picks to move up to get this guy will only make it sweeter when he turns out to be a bust, giving Donovan McNabb yet another thing to cry about. As if that whiny pussy needed any more reasons.

20. Detroit Lions – Brandon Pettigrew, TE, Oklahoma State: Nice name = nice pick. Good job Detroit!

21. Cleveland Browns – Alex Mack, C, California: Fucking holy hell—a white offensive lineman! Call off the dogs, the search is over.

22. Minnesota Vikings – Percy Harvin, WR, Florida: Perhaps the best playmaker in the entire draft dropped all the way to 22 because of off-the-field knucklehead issues. I love when teams draft guys like this knowing full well it’s a gamble that could backfire, then act surprised and indignant when it all goes to shit. This pick gets an A+ for entertainment value alone.

23. Baltimore Ravens – Michael Oher, C, Mississippi: Much like my beloved Jerry Reese and Bill Parcells, I have faith in whoever Baltimore GM Ozzie Newsome picks.

24. Atlanta Falcons – Peria Jerry, DT, Mississippi: Wait a second…two straight draftees out of Mississippi? Ole Miss must’ve been Ole Awesome last year! But I looked it up and they were just 9-4, ranked No. 14 in the country. Not bad, but nothing special. OK, that seals it—one of these last two picks is going to be a complete and utter failure. I’m going with Peria.

25. Miami Dolphins – Vontae Davis, CB, Illinois: Fantastic pick. It’s Parcells, and doesn’t Vontae Davis just sound like a star in the making?

26. Green Bay Packers – Clay Matthews, OLB, USC: Don’t think I’m not onto you Green Bay. I know what your fanbase looks like just as well as you do.

27. Indianapolis Colts – Donald Brown, RB, Connecticut: Have things gone all goofy down there in Hoosier Town? A running back seems like a stretch in the first round, considering they already have Joseph Addai. And a running back from Connecticut is an even bigger stretch. But maybe he’s square enough to fit that square team. He’s off to a good start with that fucking vanila name.

28. Buffalo Bills – Eric Wood, C, Louisville: I’m going to go way out on a limb here and say I don’t have a clue about this pick. Shocker, I know.

29. New York Football Giants – Hakeem Nicks, WR, North Carolina: Aw yeah, that’s my shit! All you other fools are playing for second place now. This guy will be a monster. He’s huge, has such gigantic hands that Nike actually had to custom make gloves for him, and he’s tough as nails. Kind of an Anquan Boldin clone.

The knock is that he’s not super fast. But guess what? Plaxico wasn’t super fast either. People like to make like he was a speed demon, but trust me—he wasn’t. He was a possession guy who didn’t get many yards after the catch, but he moved the chains and suckered smaller DB’s in to set up big plays, which is exactly what Nicks is going to do.

And need I remind you of another first rounder the Giants once drafted out of North Carolina; one Mr. Lawrence Taylor? I like the karma here.

30. Tennessee Titans – Kenny Britt, WR, Rutgers: Sucks. I followed this guy because he’s been on the Giants radar, and he’s given a series of interviews that show how arrogant and delusional he is. Dude, you went to fucking Rutgers!

31. Arizona Cardinals – Chris “Beanie” Wells, RB, Ohio State: I give the Cards all the credit in the world on this one. They needed a running game badly, and they just might have gotten it with Beanie. The only surprise is that he was available at No. 31, seeing as how Ohio State players are usually massively overrated.

32. Pittsburgh Steelers – Evander Hood, DT, Missouri: If you’ve actually made it all the way to the end of this post, I congratulate you. And I think by now you know why I like this pick: He’s got a great name.

(God I hope Mex knows college sports, because I’ve proven beyond the shadow of a doubt that I don’t.)


The Real NFL Draft Grades

Published: April 28, 2009

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I’m grading the only way the NFL draft should be graded…based on the quality of the player’s name.

As you will see, there is absolutely no bias in these ratings whatsoever.

(Go Rice Owls!)

 

Arizona Cardinals – Grade: C+

Adding “Beanie” Wells and LaRod Stephens-Howling is about it. Herman Johnson sounds like it should be a dirty name, but I have no idea what a Herman is.

Honestly, I think I’m being a bit generous with a C+

 

Atlanta Falcons – Grade: A-

Peria Jerry might be the coolest name of the first round. They got great value selecting Lawrence Sidbury, Jr. in the fourth round.

How often can you get a butler that late?

The rest of the draft is mediocre, but come on, Peria Jerry alone gets them into the coveted A-range.

 

Baltimore Ravens – Grade: A

Two words: Lardarius Webb.

 

Buffalo Bills – Grade: D+

They got Nic Harris from Oklahoma and Cary Harris from USC, even though they had the chance to draft Victor Harris of Virginia Tech.

I’ve seen blacker names in hockey.

Carolina Panthers – Grade: A+

This is a great collection.

Corvey Irvin is fun to say, and he’s probably one of the worst.

Everette Brown, Sherrod Martin, and Tony Fiammetta all were drafted by round four. Then the Panthers found late round gems in Duke Robinson and Captain Munnerlyn.

I mean…seriously, a Duke and a Captain?

 

Chicago Bears – Grade: B

Al Afalava is nice, and Johnny Knox is pretty baller, but the depth is seriously lacking.

Cincinnati Bengals – Grade: B-

If you have 11 picks, you should hit somewhere.

Fui Vakapuna is another cute one, and I would never mess with anyone named Bernard Scott.

But what kind of crap is Jonathan Luigs?

Freddie Brown sounds like that kid in middle school who ends up being a mailman after flunking out of community college (no offense to either). And Rey Maualuga is not a cool name, no matter how many times I misspell it.

 

Cleveland Browns – Grade: A-

Mohamed Massaquoi has Larry Munson bonus points.

Got to love Coye Francies.

Alex Mack sounds like a center, which is nice if you are a center.

 

Dallas Cowboys – Grade: C

Buehler? Buehler? Buehler?

 

Denver Broncos – Grade: C+

Kenny McKinley is solid, and Darcel McBath makes me laugh for some reason, but too many David Bruton’s and Seth Olsen’s make this class just too dull for my tastes.

 

Detroit Lions – Grade: D-

Lydon Murtha is just a bad name.

Sammie Lee Hill might be the winner here, and it’s hardly a winner. Still, a D- proves that the Lions are moving up.

Green Bay Packers – Grade: D+

They drafted Brad Jones, who is better known as the goalkeeper of a bad soccer team.

Houston Texans – Grade: A+++

James Casey went to Rice.

I see no problem with this draft.

Indianapolis Colts – Grade: B-

Austin Collie is a mix of one of the five most liberal cities in the country and a pet dog.

Fili Moala and Jerraud Powers are the only things that rescue this from D-range.

 

Jacksonville Jaguars – Grade: A+++

Jarrett Dillard went to Rice.

I see no problem with this draft.

 

Kansas City Chiefs – Grade: B

They drafted South Carolina kicker Ryan Succup, who played alongside Smelley and Stoney at South Carolina.

Yeah, their cornerback was stoned, their quarterback smelled, and their kicker was a suck up.

 

Miami Dolphins – Grade: C-

Vontae Davis is a beast. Patrick Turner, J.D. Folson, Pat White, and Chris Clemons are not.

Although, Clemons is from Clemson.

Try typing that three times fast.

 

Minnesota Vikings – Grade: A+

They only have five picks, but the Vikings understand the draft.

Percy Harvin, Phil Loadholt, Asher Allen, Jasper Brinkley, and Jamarca Sanford—one of the best classes ever.

 

New England Patriots – Grade: B+

No one person stands out, but there’s a lot of depth here.

Sebastian Vollmer, Tyrone McKenzioe, Rich Ohrnberger, Myron Pryor, and Julian Edelman are all fairly decent names.

 

New Orleans Saints – Grade: F

Chip Vaughn sounds like he should be a golfer, Stanley Arnoux sounds like a banker, and they only had four picks.

This draft was awful.

 

New York Giants – Grade: B+

Ramses Barden.

Jesus, an Egyptian Pharoah?

They also took the aforementioned Stoner from South Carolina. Not bad.

 

New York Jets – Grade: D

They avoid an F only because they add to the ever growing list of ways to spell Sean (see Shonn Greene).

 

Oakland Raiders – Grade: A+

Al Davis is a genius.

Stryker Sulak is by far the best name in this year’s draft.

Slade Norris is a very close third.

What more do you need?

 

Philadelphia Eagles – Grade: A-

I like the selection of Cornelius Ingram in the third round.

Victor Harris sounds tough.

Moise Fokou has a last name you should yell aloud whenever you have fine company around.

Oh, they also got Fenuki Tupou and Paul Fanaika. But no matter how good this class is, Andy Reid will still find a way to screw it up.

 

Pittsburgh Steelers – Grade: A-

If I had a choice between being locked in a room with a dude named Evander Hood and hiring Mike Tyson and Michael Jackson to babysit my children, I’d look into that second, less risky opportunity.

 

San Diego Chargers – Grade: C+

Gartrell is a baller first name, but Larry and Louis are not.

 

San Francisco 49ers – Grade: A

Mike Singletary’s first draft class is very deep.

Michael Crabtree, Glen Coffee, and Ricky Jean-Francois will provide immediate dividends, but none of them stock up to TE Bear Pascoe.

You find me a name that puts Bear Pascoe to shame, and I’ll let your wife kick me in my groin without my jock strap.

Seattle Supersonics – Grade: Inc.

N/A

 

St. Louis Rams – Grade: B

If ever there was a linebacker who earned his name, it is James Laurinaitis.

Brooks Foster is a mid round steal, and Chris Ogbonnaya is a great final selection.

Tampa Bay Bucs – Grade: F-

Honestly, I don’t care who they draft. I’m still going to hate them.

 

Tennessee Titans – Grade: A+

They drafted Dominique Edison who shares a last name with the most important man of the past 150 years.

Sen’Derrick Marks, Gerald McRath, and James McCourtney all have more capital letters than words in their names.

 

Washington Redskins – Grade: C

Brian Orakpo isn’t that good of a name.

Marko Mitchell redeems it.


2009 NFL Draft: Cincinnati Bengals Recap

Published: April 28, 2009

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One has to go back to 2003 (Carson Palmer, Eric Steinbach, and Kelley Washington) or 1998 (Takeo Spikes and Brian Simmons) to find an NFL Draft which has generated the day after buzz on the Bengals 2009 draft, and even then I do not think it compares

(Remember we are talking about day after excitement).  

In an offseason of negativity and free agent departures, the Bengals went through the draft with the patience to let the draft come to them and selected top talents while also filling their top needs.

One can make the argument that no team drafted more sheer talent in the 2009 draft. 

That said, it is not a draft class without substantial risk.  After all, there is a reason why Andre Smith fell to No. 6 (immaturity/weight), Rey Maualuga fell to round two (maturity/freelancing), Michael Johnson a top 10 talent in round three (inconsistent effort), and Chase Coffman to late in round three (slow, poor blocker, injury). 

I don’t say this to be negative, but it is important to say this collection of talent is very much a high risk/high reward draft.

 

Pick by Pick breakdown:

1. OT Andre Smith, Alabama – Arguably the most talented offensive lineman in the draft, and a dominating run blocker who may or may not be athletic enough to play left tackle. 

At a minimum, he is the team’s starting right tackle and should provide an immediate boost to a stagnant ground attack.  Biggest concern is whether offensive line coach Paul Alexander can get the most out of him.

2. MLB Rey Maualuga, USC – A big hitting intimidator, Maualuga is the type of player Marvin Lewis has always wanted in the middle of his defense. 

Needs to stay out of trouble and stick to the scheme. Tremendous talent whom the team was thrilled to see fall to them in round two.

3a. DE Michael Johnson, Georgia Tech– Arguably most physically gifted defensive end in the draft, Johnson falls due to inconsistent effort and questionable desire. 

Fills a major need, but he will be a project for Mike Zimmer and D-Line coach Jay Hayes. 

Even if Johnson is only able to be a situational pass rusher, he could make a big difference for the defense.  His potential is well worth the risk of a third round pick. 

3b.TE Chase Coffman, Missouri – Excellent route runner with the best hands of any tight end in the draft.  Has the talent to be what everyone expected out of Ben Utecht last year. 

Despite the positives, he is far from a sure thing as he is slow and a poor blocker, which is generally not a good combination for a tight end.

4. C Jonathan Luigs, Arkansas– He is not the physical mauler that Max Unger or Eric Wood are, and the concerns with how he will deal with the nose tackles of the AFC North are legitimate.

But, he is also the fifth and final member of a highly touted center class and is known for his athleticism and high football IQ.  A great value in round four who will challenge for the starting job.

5. P Kevin Huber, Cincinnati – Best punter in the draft. 

As a left footer his kicks have a unique spin which has caused problems for returners.  Also, is known for his ability to change fields and pin the ball deep.

6a. CB Morgan Trent, Michigan – Has good size/speed combination and good coverage instincts.  Has the tools you look for in a developmental type.

Should battle for the dime job.

6b. RB Bernard Scott, Abilene-Christian – Like Jason Shirley last year, he is the team’s gratuitous character risk who will garner far too much discussion from the media. 

Despite his troubled past, he is the burst the team lacks in the backfield and was tremendously productive at Abilene. 

Has a lot of potential, but needs to keep his nose clean.

7a. FB Fui Vakapuna, BYU– The team was known to be interested in Vakapuna after his excellent pro day workout. 

Vakapuna is a big and strong runner who is making the transition to fullback. 

Shows good power, receiving skills, and a willingness to block.

7b. DT Clinton McDonald, Memphis – A nice sleeper pick. 

McDonald is an athletic and undersized defensive tackle with a knack for penetration. 

Had seven sacks as senior.  Good character guy.

7c. WR Freddie Brown, Utah – One of the stars of the Utes upset over Alabama with 12 catches and 125 yards. 

Has good size and is a possession receiver who is willing to make the tough catches over the middle. 

Will face an uphill battle making the roster.

 

Overall Grade: A- (but with a High Risk/High Reward asterisk) 

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