A Masochist’s Love Affair With the Cleveland Browns

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Published: May 8, 2009

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... Mont., for the last 15 years.

So why would a relatively sane, 35-year-old man with that background devote a large chunk of his life to an undying, passionate love for the Cleveland Browns?

To me, the Browns are like a certain ex-girlfriend of mine, who for the purpose of this story we'll call Amanda.

When Amanda and I first met (does a successful relationship ever begin in a bar?), it was fireworks and I was floored.

She was stunningly gorgeous, smart, witty, funny... Did I mention Amanda was stunningly gorgeous?

Within weeks, I was pretty sure I was in love. It's not like I'd picked out the names of the children we were going to have (I was still wrestling with the girl's name), but I was in. All the way in.

But my friends saw what I was blissfully ignoring. Amanda was no good for me. They told me our relationship was one-sided, with me doing all the giving and her all the taking. Yet I was blin...

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