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NFL Playoff Predictions: Cheerleader Showdown
Published: January 5, 2010
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It’s playoff time baby!
After 17 weeks, 23,896 mentions of Brett Favre, and two undefeated seasons down the drain, it has all come to this. There are now 12 teams with a chance to win football’s highest prize: the Super Bowl.
Trying to pick the winner is almost impossible. Who would have seen the Giants beating the Pats two years ago at the beginning of the playoffs? Nobody. It’s a crap shoot. That’s why any formula has a chance of succeeding or failing miserably.
My formula? Cheerleaders.
I’ve already gone and looked at The Hottest Cheerleaders of 2009, but that was mostly off the field and individuals. We all know that teams win games, not players.
So here are my playoff picks based solely on how hot the cheerleaders from each team are. Enjoy.
Week 2 NFL Picks: Cheerleader Edition
Published: September 15, 2009
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The NFL is finally back! I don’t know about you, but Week 1 was basically a national holiday for me. I’m so glad football is a part of my life again.
One thing I saw in Week 1 was how unpredictable this season is going to be. Aside from a few games, almost nothing went like you expected it to. So if you’re going to try to pick games this year, you’re going to need a system.
My system, I’m sure you’ve guessed, is cheerleaders. When in doubt, go with the team with the hottest cheerleaders. Of course, if one team doesn’t have one, you gotta go the other way. In the even that both teams are without cheerleaders, you have to get creative…
So without any further ado, here are my Week 2 NFL Picks: Cheerleader Edition.
NFL Power Rankings: WAG Edition
Published: August 9, 2009
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NFL training camps have begun, and speculation has already started to run rampant over which teams have a chance to win the Super Bowl this year.
I, on the other hand, do not judge teams on their ability. No, that would be too simple. I like to award teams based on the eye candy that they keep on the sidelines. Any big oaf can score a touchdown. Not any guy can score a supermodel.
You may notice that most of the women on this list are dating or married to quarterbacks. That’s the glory position. Get your kid out in the backyard and force him to drill for hours on end. He may hate you now, but when he’s swimming in million dollar contracts and is dating a Victoria’s Secret model, he’ll thank you.
