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NFL Playoff Schedule 2010: Breaking Down the Games, In Limericks

Published: January 4, 2010

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Twelve teams.

Eleven Games.

One month.

Thousands of buffalo wings.

It’s NFL Playoff season, which means we have a month of football to help us forget the past four months most of us spent watching our fantasy teams disappoint. To celebrate, here’s a breakdown of who plays when this upcoming weekend, in limericks.

As always, comments, in limerick form, are encouraged.

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NFL Power Rankings: Week 6….in Limericks!

Published: October 14, 2009

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Ronnie Brown and the Wildcat.

Peyton Manning and 300-yard games.

Dick Jauron and pitiful coaching.

Some things just go hand in hand in the NFL. For me, it’s NFL power rankings and limericks. On that note, here’s a look at where teams stand heading into Week 6.

As always, comments, in limerick form, are encouraged.

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The Definitive AFC Preseason Report…in Limericks!

Published: August 17, 2009

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Sure, the NFC may be stealing the headlines these days (Michael Vick’s “60 Minutes” appearance, Michael Crabtree continuing to avoid playing football, a summer full of Vikings/Favre rumors), but there’s plenty going on in the AFC as well this preseason.

And what’s the best way to get a quick fix of happenings around the AFC? Goofy limericks — that’s what.

That said, here’s the official AFC preseason report…in limericks. Just to be clear, these aren’t power rankings, or predictions of how the conference will shake out — just storylines and trends to watch as the regular season nears.

(As always, comments — in limerick form — are appreciated and encouraged.)