13 Reasons San Francisco 49ers Will Pound & Ground Raiders in Preseason

By Glenn Franco Simmons
for NFLSportChannel.com

Published: July 24, 2009

... to see the Raiders humiliated.

No, the August matchup at Candlestick won't be preseason to me.

It will be war.

Here are the 13 top reasons the 49ers need to destroy Oakland:

Oakland is not worthy of distinction, despite my brother being born there and me having lived there
Oakland has no class; if you've visited, you know that
San Jose has eclipsed Oakland as the Bay Area's second city
Oakland is home to the Raiders and A's
Oakland stole the San Francisco Warriors and renamed them the Golden State Warriors
Oakland fans, except for Bleacher Report's Snoopy, who is my friend, have to be fingerprinted prior to stadium entry
Nearly all Oakland fans have been on America's Most Wanted
Nearly all Oakland fans have been on the FBI's top 10
Most Al-Qaeda recruits come from Oakland Raiders fan clubs
the Bay Area hazmat squad is always present at Oakland games due to the amoun...

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