A Sobering Ravens-Chargers Preview, Complete with a Shot at Tequila

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Published: September 17, 2009

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... to hang a dark cloud over the Charger linebacker’s season.

After further review, the district attorney handling the case determined that Tequila was not, in fact, “in the grasp,” and therefore, her criminal accusations would hold up about as well as her résumé.

“That’s NFL players 2, lying skanks 0,” says Merriman. “Ben Roethlisberger is innocent, and so am I.

“I didn’t, nor have I ever, choked Ms. Tequila. However, I will cop to the nude Heimlich maneuver. Anyway, let’s not let this incident get in the way of this titanic matchup against the Ravens. We’re not playing the Bills, so why are we talking about an overrated reality star anyway?”

We weren’t. You were. In any case, Ray Lewis and the Ravens are coming to San Diego, and they’re packing attitude and several cans of whup ass.

“Those are two things you need to overcome the jet lag,&rd...

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