Choking on a Purple Chicken, Er, People Eater

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Published: May 20, 2009

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... pigskin-loving male puts on their golden french braids and even manlier purple beanie (with spiky horns on it of course for good measure) in anticipation of the Vikings' best to come to play on that day. 

Far too many times those purple beanies and blond braids end in a heap on the floor in disgust as a result of the final outcome.  However, we as fans of these perennial losers have come to accept the fact that they are exactly that—losers.

Oh, but then again, the Vikings aren't just losers. No, they are actually heart-breakers and homewreckers—downright detractors of the soul. 

It's true.  Many stories can be heard upon stumbling into any local watering hole of the average fan just up and disappearing—only to reappear some many months later sporting Patriots gear and again smiling and appearing to enjoy life.

For all you spoiled fans of NFL franchises whose owners actually want them to get to the Super Bow...

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