Jared Allen and Brandon Marshall Deliver Some Entertaining NFL Preseason Goodies

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Published: August 28, 2009

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... out loud this morning while SportsCenter was running in the background as I got ready for work.

In case you didn't hear the latest world-stopping controversy out of Minnesota, there were reports that surfaced yesterday about a "schism" in the Vikings locker room regarding the players' support for Brett Favre.

While Favre played his I'm-just-a-simpleton-from-Mississippi card and explained that he didn't know what "schism" meant, his new teammate Jared Allen was much more hilariously eloquent in describing how big, complicated, six-letter words are so foreign to NFL locker rooms:

Jared Allen's comments on "schism," via The Big Lead:

"I don't think anyone on this team knows what schism means, let alone use it in a sentence form. At first I thought schism was an STD, and I was like WHOA we practice abstinence here!"


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