... If only a rain could come and wash away the mess that is the state economy. That would alleviate countless ulcers and have many here seeing God in the clouds.

Texas/OU pregame celebrations have already commenced for the Liver and he is about to board his flying saucer of a balloon to fly over the Cotton Bowl.

I think I’ve already passed my season limit of taking double digit favorites and we’re not even to Week Seven yet.

Of course, it goes without saying that the following picks AGAINST THE SPREAD are for RECREATIONAL USE ONLY. Only Rick Pitino, LeGarrette Blount, Donte’ Stallworth, Braylon Edwards, Miguel Cabrera, Tila Tequila, Isiah Thomas, Travis Henry, Serena Williams, Michael Jordan, Tony Romo, Richard Heene (a.k.a. Balloon Boy’s father), the Liver’s biological father (a.k.a. The Most Interesting Man in the World), and all Somali Pirates would be drunk enough to question the Esteemed Liver's picks.

Last week’s record:...

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