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New York Signs a ‘Giant’ Replacement for Plaxico Burress (Satire)
Published: June 14, 2009
The Sears Tower scoffed at NFL Network analyst Adam Schefter's claim that he wasn't ready for the bright lights of the city that never sleeps.
"That pompous ass Schefter doesn't know what he's talking about. I'm from Chicago, player. My stats man...Even I can't get up high enough to get those wounded ducks Manning chucks. Who do I look like, Plaxico Burress?"
The Empire State Building wasted no time letting anybody with in ear shot know that he is up for the challenge.
"Yo God, I'm the big man up here in New York. I can go up and get it. (You) know what I mean? Catching Eli's ducks will be a whole lot easier than catching all those little ass pigeons."
Building took a parting shot at the Sears Tower.
"It's like my man the late great Biggie Smalls said. The city didn't need that Tower anyway. Whe...
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