Open Letter From Jerry Jones to Wade Phillips: Even Love Has Its Limits

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Published: December 29, 2009

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... my heart to see you so happy...especially at Christmas.

I know you had hoped to find a contract extension in your stocking. Please don't think I am a Grinch for not putting it there. Besides, everybody loves an Applebee's gift card. Take your lovely family out to dinner on me and have a nice, fat, juicy steak for yourself. You deserve it.

I cannot express how much it means to me to have beaten the previously undefeated Saints. They were just way too full of themselves. It was especially sweet because that coach, what's-his-name, the one who used to languish anonymously on our staff when Purcells (I know it is PAR·cells, but I always said it pur·CELLS, just to tick off the overrated Tuna) was making me and everybody else around here miserable as heck.

Isn't it just wonderful how that smug S.O.B. is under .500 and about to miss the playoffs, while that little Tuna Helper up there in the Big Easy—and it was easy, wasn't it? Like taking candy from a baby—get...

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