The NFL Halftime Show (a Play in One Act)

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Published: August 11, 2009

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... FORMER PLAYER are sitting at a desk. They are FAKE LAUGHING at something.

TELEVISION PERSONALITY: Welcome back to the NFL Halftime show. What a first half we just had! What are your thoughts?

LOUD GUY (loudly): THE FIRST TEAM PLAYED HORRIBLY! IF THEY WANT TO WIN, THEY SHOULD PLAY BETTER!

UNINTELLIGIBLE GUY: [unintelligible]

FAKE LAUGHTER all around.

TELEVISION PERSONALITY: I think we can all agree on that.

EX-COACH: I'd like to make a really obvious point right here.

Sounds of general agreement.

FORMER PLAYER: I'd disagree, because I'm hoping to get my own show, showcasing my contrarian viewpoints.

LOUD GUY (loudly): YOU COULD NOT BE MORE WRONG!

TELEVISION PERSONALITY: Before anyone can interject any facts into this argument, let's go through highligh...

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